Ok, I’ve calmed down and hope you feel better (now I’m irked at myself for spelling “their” wrong! :).

My stone would be the errant one to knock this one off course before the record was reached.

Good guess. It’s actually an ultra bouncy giant sized trampoline just under the surface. I used to play at this lake at summer camp all the time.

Watch the vid (or just the end). Skips 88, at least, if you’re to believe the count. Impressed, yet? :)

I’ll try to keep this brief, cause I’m about to explode super madness at these ladies for making you feel so bad. They are in the wrong for they’re ignorant assumptions (and you know it, girl!). How well could they know you anyway, with zero inkling of your values or job?

Poor timing indeed.

Having friends that don’t cook sucks. Pressuring non-cooks to bring homemade foodstuffs never ends well.

I was about to say something similar. It’s not that hard to get yourself invited to a big bbq casual type thing if you’re not afraid to genuinely ask. And not be a food mooch.

The not-a-house party bit definitely makes this way more embarrasing, can’t explain why. You got guts to go the extra mile and point it out :)

A tried and true nurse’s trick, that ol’ licking of the butthole.

It woulda been pretty bad for you, too! lol

Difficult to maneuver.

Yah, get back to me when it’s, at the very least, a light year distance.

yeah, i was just pretending to follow u. i do it cuz i feel flattered when people follow me, but have no idea how to find anybody- i’m lost 90% time in real life and cyberspace. what would bryan adams tweet? i do not wonder

Girl, you do not disappoint ;)

U R awesome.

I had the biggest crush on Bryan Adams.

* you crack me up

i cannot tell whose side you’re on

Whoa, this thread took quite the turn. But interesting topic of discussion - people role-play such scenarios all the time. I thought this article was going to be about consent as well.