hypnotized

I made a potato clock in grade school and it turned into a mold bomb in my closet.

+1

chubby butt

It does cost a lot of money.

Pillow talk!

Love shmove :)

Not pathetic :) It can be very fun, especially if you’re not into the whole foofy-foofy traditional wedding (I married a close friend). Insta-hubby and gifts? What’s not to like?!

Gotta love dumb criminals.

Everyone should see “The Wedding Banquet!” So good.

It’s so random who gets run through the ringer sometimes. They make sure there are enough scary stories out there to keep ‘couples’ on their toes.

At worst, the foreigner loses their green card. Your ‘reveal’ would be admitting to homeland security fraud which is a big fat felony.

You can get a SS# without a green card. My guy was so frustrated with the green card process, decided to just ask for a Soc ahead of time and they just gave it (I was surprised they did this).

I was asked what time we had sex the night before. (I already had to give the rundown on our actions the night before, and lawyer told us to always reiterate how much sex we were having)

She’s clickbaiting like a Gawker media veteran!

I’m amazed how up in arms everyone is getting about her. Giving her exactly what she wants.

Yum!

She totally seems like she’d be an abusive gf.

I don’t know why so many people are letting this trite woman get to them. She’s literally regurgitating insults millions have hurled in the past.

Older guys gain experience that shows them bony bumping sex is generally not as pleasurable as squishy meaty sex. Whatever floats your boat between consenting adults is all good in my book!