My hottie bf. I’m on the slimmer side, but he’s dated a WIDE range, so to speak. Bootie is the non-negotiable.

I’ve heard this theory as well. Awfulness. People (including me) spend way too much time thinking about this stuff.

Best bromance, ever!

My expectations get toyed with too often here.

Gawker will not be amused by this, but I guffawed.

Had no idea what this was, but now MUST SEE this movie. Thx!

Change is inevitable.

Yay Ellen! I wish she called her out about it on her show, though. Would’ve been amazing.

She’s so gay.

I do think Ellen attempted to ‘out’ her but was too classy to go all the way.

omg u need to be up top

I feel a UTI coming on just reading this.

way to get a staph infection

a million times yes! pee after sex. especially drrrrty sex

upvote for urethra shame

SUPER HOTNESS can be intoxicating, and a great excuse to bang a Trump fan (not really) but this guy isn’t worth it. Didn’t he already reject your advances? Is he really worth that much effort to be the other woman? For one bang (it also sounds like you’re at risk of kinda falling for this person(again, due to hot guy…

“we now live in a world where you can order a baby” point is not emphasized enough in this pile of outrage.

“Can you believe the Pope doesn’t like SKA music?!”

Amen