It may be the first time anyone's written a TL;DR in a suicide note.

This video is not cute, nor worth watching. Rarely do I ever find it adorable for a small (or even medium sized) child to call their mom by her first name in an argument.

That is so fucked up (but funny). Scary enough having the door open, but zooming you up top takes it to another level!

I hope the jump wasn't mid activity.

I've been in a one-way mirrored stall in a very crowded bar (not on the freakin' street, hell no!) and there was a threat of my self-conscious bladder not functioning. Luckily I had liquid courage coursing through my body.

I know some bars in the U.S. do this, but only for the "cool" factor. I thought the latch activated the haze. Had I thought it was motion activated, I definitely would've flapped my arms while peeing.

Ask him if it's in yet.

Definitely the actions of an innocent man.

If he was gonna go full pity party, he should've just crawled in on his hands and knees.

Glad I wasn't swishing mouthmayo when I read your comment, or else it'd be spewed everywhere. I'm curious about this ol' in/out in/out butt remedy you speak of.

I think your response was perfect and appropriate. If I were in that same blind date situation, I would've frozen up like George Costanza and only thought of a comeback hours later.

That's a good point, I didn't think of that. Strong features take over her young face, but soften with age (also, doing some work on those brows). People with dainty features don't age as well, like their face gets swallowed up.

Nevermind. I know the answer to my own question, but too late to edit, of course.

Yumm, shisha... there's really so many different substances and methods of burning or vaping. I'm beginning to wonder how much money I can make inventing a device that vaporizes just water. I shall call it a "teakettle."

Are you high?!

I'm curious as to whether any ecig companies are trying to get approved for smoking cessation. I feel like there's tons of money to be made there.

Do they?! I didn't know they said *water* vapor. That's the great thing about coming up with new shit - no regulation.

Personally, I think the e-cigs mainly fill the habit and ritual need. It doesn't *really* feel like smoking except the sucking in and blowing out, part. Also, some taste. I've heard of people who vape but also sneak in *real* cigs every now and then.

It's not smoke (a majority of the toxins from cigarettes results from burning of the tobacco and whatever it's mixed with), it's vaporized liquid where nicotine is the active ingredient (some brands have zero nicotine versions, but I don't think they're just water).

It was portrayed so well (in a sad, believable way), and a common untold story - woman not particularly interested in having kids, but when that option is not there.... don't you get me tearing up now. :)