I got 11:

This Marlins Man vs. Zack Hample feud is finally heating up!

For anybody on a team owned by Jeffrey Luria, this is the only time of day they’re not constantly getting a faceful of shit.

Type of boyfriend every girl want.

C’mon Yelich, man up. Eating butt taint no thang.

God, I couldn’t imagine how embarrassing that must have been. I mean, being identified as, “RealMarlinsFan”? Just kill me.

I feel bad; the whole thing must really stink for him.

World record holder in the javelin catch.

That was anti-climactic as FUUUUUUUUCK!

While none of this is a surprise, it is a fucking joy to read. I was working for a not-as-prominent newspaper in Chicago when Mariotti was there and enjoying his heyday. While I mostly watched his peacock strutting from the sidelines, I did "enjoy" one night on the town with him and another sports writer who was an…