Well, hopefully Massachusetts Republicans have enough sense to vote for another candidate in the primary.

No.

Katrina Pearson was clearly trying to channel her inner Marisa Tomei there.

I gotta admit I didn’t even think about the rape angle when I read the headline and first paragraph. I just figured that was more along the lines of common courtesy.

“It’s not really about the money. It’s actually about ... okay, yeah, it’s about the money.”

New rule: Everything Curt Schilling says shall now be ignored by everyone, forever.

The kind that produces people who vote for Joe Arpaio.

They lost to girls so that they didn’t have to risk losing to girls.

“‘Really out of total respect for not just the community, but the entire state in general with a Native American background,’ Seid said.”

From 2008. I used Yahoo since 2002 or 2003, but I got my original name banned for trolling a chatroom or something stupid like that.

Credit where due, can Lochte count past one?

For what it’s worth, it doesn’t appear he’s eating a butt, per the title. Butt’s totally covered. That’s just good old-fashioned cunnilingus, possibly through the panties.

What a goddamn idiot!

I like when Zack Hample said, “It’s impossible to measure desire, nor should it even be considered,” two sentences after, “I would argue that I wanted the ball more than those other two people.”

Anybody who says anybody who says Pete Rose can eat shit can eat shit can eat shit.