Yeah I’m thinking that ‘five facts about my awesome wife’ tweet is a pretty big tell. She must be PISSED.

Maybe he finally looked his daughter in the eye, only to be overwhelmed by existential despair when he saw how ashamed she was of him.

So, how long before they replace him with an equally evil piece of shit?

Screamingggg

No wonder he enjoyed “Finding Dory” so much. Finally, a protagonist he can identify with.

“Once upon a time in a magical holocaust center there was a group of disaffected people looking for an orange savior.”

Sigh, I admire their willpower, but they should have let it fall apart. The only reason that bloated orange gibbon is still squatting in the Oval Office is the entire WH staff is missing-stair around him at all times.

A. That kid is rocking his look, including the socks.

From what I’ve heard it was a lot of Obama holdover volunteers who just didn’t want to see the thing get fucked up, because Melania still hasn’t fully staffed the First Lady’s office.

“And I don’t know if people are going to be successful, but I know a lot of people down there are going to be successful.”

Pictured: Melania Trump blowing her safety whistle as a known sexual predator approaches.

OUR PRESIDENT HAS TO BE REMINDED TO PUT HIS HAND OVER HIS HEART FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING

It’s amazing how little Melania Trump smiles when she’s around Donald.

Wow, I wonder how many unpaid interns toiled under pain of death so “Melania” could “pull this off?”

Megyn Kelly is to Fox like Ivanka is to her father’s administration.

I’m sorry, but I’ve been hearing “but THIS is going to take him down” every week for the past year so I’m a bit skeptical.

You still think he’s going to get impeached? By who? Paul Ryan?

My sexuality woke up when he called Molly Ringwald a bitch.

Was I the only one who rooted against Ducky in Pretty in Pink in favor of James Spader?

I hate the term friendzone.

I prefer the much more descriptive Masterbation Alley.