Never be ashamed of the stuff you like, unless the stuff you like is Kardashians or trump. Then you should be ashamed.

Wait--John McCain is her father? Why the heck hasn’t she ever mentioned it?

The only person who’d want to sneak into his room to snap trump nudes is Nunes. That sad, closeted, cow-fucker is desperate for trump nudes.

Thanks, but I know, cunt.

No, it’s more than that, or at least different. She’s stuffed her lips and cheekbones and forehead full of fillers. Now she looks like one of those Real Housewife creatures.

Yikes. What has Jenna done to her face? 

Meh. It’s all length and no girth. Hard pass.

Good!

That just wouldn’t even surprise me.

Thanks for the 411! I was worried. :D

It’s been AWOL since the 15th now.

Nice try, Prince Pedophile.

Unfuckingbelievable ... and yet totally believable, sadly.

I can answer this. Because Google alerts give me a direct link to pirate sites that claim to have my books. I can then pass these on to my publisher. My publisher then does the legwork of getting them taken down.

Everyone keeps leaving out the part where Walmart ditched Dean Foods so they could produce their own milk. Walmart was their biggest market.

Peacocks are assholes. They’re known for it.

The turkeys are like, “OK, boomers.”

I misread this as “Buy! Hamburger!” and now I’m starving.

Good. Now he needs to go rot in obscurity. With luck, his role in enabling and excusing this “administration” will eat him alive for the rest of his miserable life.