I couldn’t find out what she doctored in any of the articles, so I figured it had to be something in the humanities where getting a PHD might not actually be that hard, but I found her Twitter

Seriously. They confiscated President Obama’s Blackberry, but they can’t keep this nimrod off Twitter?

Not a single one of them has an adult face, either. It’s weird.

Not for nothing, but the Trump family is REMARKABLY ugly. Like, there is no one pretty among them. It’s staggering. Usually even ugly people have one average looking child.

And yet, I sit here supposed to be taking courses for my job but can’t find the motivation. I bet she doesn’t have the Root distracting her during the day.

Those problems sound pretty significant....maybe consider not being with him? Your pain should matter to someone.

I have chills and tingles.

This. Let him keep talking. Banning him will just expedite the dismantling of Net protections.

My favorite will always be “If Only We Could All Be Honest”.

These comments are making me feel incredibly lucky. I sometimes get annoyed if my husband doesn’t pull exactly 50% of the weight, but damn ... he’s pretty awesome. I feel like I should bookmark this page to read every time I get annoyed with him.

Hey everybody, look at this fucking idiot right here.

“It could be worse” is a platitude I will accept sitting in my car waiting for a tow truck. When it’s two insecure micropenises waving nukes at each other, a change is needed.

Forget Twitter. Does no one in the government have the guts to snatch this idiot’s phone and grind it under their heel?

Lezbereal. Jack Dorsey is spineless human tripe of the most basic sort, so do not expect anything from a terrestrial jellyfish. Ever.

Two things: one, if Twitter deleted his account, it would destabilize him even more and increase the possibility that he would use those nukes and two, given his tweets get used against him in court. They were used to help torpedo the Muslim ban and he pretty much keeps confessing to obstruction. It’s painful to live…

Somebody phaleeze break that fuckers phone! Twitter delete his account! Congress impeach this bastard! Damn. How much more of this insanity must we endure? Oh, okay, back on the roller coaster while everyone continues to play with themselves. >:|

I love this post.

34 here. Chaining yourself to the wrong person is so, so much worse than being alone, so good choice. ;) Honestly, not giving a good goddamn is probably the best dating advice I can give.

I’ve been reading all of these posts and nodding, but yours made me burst into tears. Wishing you and your lovely heart quiet and comfort this year.

This is good.