“...some lame-o is sure to offer to start washing them, and then insisting, and then your glamorous party becomes a hootenany of chores instead of the Algonquin Round Table like you’d hoped.”

The other requirement with the kitchen is that I get to decorate it however the hell I want. My mother bought me a pink Le Creuset Dutch oven as a wedding present, and my husband was like “uh...why?”and I was like “because it’s my fucking kitchen, and I will decorate in pastel pink and shades of grey if I damn well…

I want to give the person who screamed “open concept sucks” at the property brothers a medal. I have already told my spouse, when it comes time to house buying, I hate open concept with a fiery passion. I want a huge kitchen. Massive. The size of my fucking apartment right now. And I want doors and walls around it so…

If Sandy Hook didn’t change anything, nothing will. That was a wake-up call to the USA, but nothing happened. A classroom of young children were gunned down, and no changes were made at all. In fact, the parents of those children were instead harassed by gun nuts who were calling it all an act put on by people that…

Here’s a fun thought experiment. If the people perpetrating these mass shootings didn’t have access to guns, how many people would they have shot?

It’s “complaining” to say women don’t want to be harassed at work? Come on man! Do better. There are plenty of interactions which take place between men and women daily that don’t even approach being considered harassment. If you don’t understand the difference between what should be a “normal” interaction and…

Slow down, sweetpea. I’m not in your corner at all.

Since 1968, more Americans have been killed by guns than in all our wars combined. An entire classroom of first graders were murdered, and gun laws have gotten weaker. Remember after the Las Vegas shooting when even Republican congressmen were saying we should ban bump stocks, and everyone was like “wow! they can…

welp.... i’d say something like you should ban all guns that arent bolt action rifles or shotguns and things would get a lot better

For every woman who was creeped out by Weinstein, another 5 slept with him.

No, this isn’t a grey area. When I met the man I’m now married to he was instantly attracted to me so he paid attention to me, smiled at me and basically made me feel as though everyone in the room had disapperared for him before finding an excuse to get my contact information and set up a date.What he didn’t do is…

I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.

He was NOT raising good points. As a gay man I find it difficult to tell if other men are interested in me or even if they are gay. When I am introduced to men in a work setting, should I just grad their body parts and see how they react? No? Why not?

Plenty of guys know how to be respectful to women. You’re not all out there like “oh my god this is so confusing, do I grab her tit or treat her like a fellow human and talk about mutual interests?!?!”

Your answer is the problem. “Leave people alone”. That’s impossible with how our society expects us to approach women.

This is going to sound crazy, but it is possible to indicate interest in a woman without touching her or reducing her to her body parts. It’s called using your words to say things like “Hello” or “How are you”.

When you want a reservation, do you grab a waiter’s dick? When you want a job, do you caress your prospective boss’s cheek? When you want a date, say to a woman, “Would you like to go out some time? I’d love to get to know you better.” and if she says no walk the fuck away and deal with your feelings yourself. DON’T…

JFC. I am channeling my inner Uma Thurman right now, but I am going to go ahead and presume you are not the goddamn problem you sound like in this post and give you one piece of advice that I hope you will take. I am going to keep it simple so as not to be “perplexing”: