typical ambush journalism by the vile lib media smdh

We are so overdue for a plague

J.Lo: Are u Ellie?

Are we gonna make contact with aliens or find someone that likes Ted Cruz first?

So I feel like a joyless asshole after reading all the comments, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM LOVES THIS SONG OR VIDEO, and I not only didn’t like it, I kind of hated it. AND THE SONG.

It says a lot about her that she rolled out of a tracheotomy and rocked a bandage to whatever fancy event this was. She didn’t give a damn.

ive already been practicing my takes, you’re welcome everyone who gets to read them twice:

He made over 43 million dollars in small donations just last month. Just last month real people donated real money, not “ we’re so rich whatever” or “ here’s two million dollars so I can take a shit on Lake Huron” real people. His average donation is 27 dollars. His voters are here already. Some people are cowed by…

He has a solid chance of winning. And he has enough money( some from me!) to continue on. Bernie can win.

I honestly think human babies are some of the least-cute mammal babies. Sometimes I feel like a robot when people are like, “Oh, aren’t you the cutest thing!” to a baby and I’m like, excuse me, have you literally never seen a puppy?

Like there way any chance that kid wouldn’t be cute as hell.

Ah, white women. Tis a good world for you.

...and not a one of those senators who stayed home touched a shovel or vacuum cleaner.

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

way to backdoor brag that you have a bf.

Waiting on the Clinton video of her running around a track with Nike apparel from head to toe.

Ladies, if the guy you’re dating lists one of his hobbies as “militia”: DEALBREAKER.

This might be a bit mean, but I think there is a certain type who over goes seriously over the top in expressing their love for Beyonce in an attempt to show how ‘down’ they are with a black singer. It’s such a middle class, white, media thing to shriek over Beyonce - and to me it smacks of one of those ‘I’m down this…