i love petra’s work (and I get that this is her first music video...right?) but idk it sort of felt like she was just using all her famous friends as props (reference: T-Swift, 1989) and just regurgitating imagery she’s already used. i get that something can be valuable just because it looks cool. but i guess i would…

there is actually nothing in existence that is better than this gif

I have actually never sent an angry email until this morning, when I emailed the DNC asking for her immediate resignation. I’m fucking over it. Get outta here, Debbie!

SO MAD AT THE GOVERNMENT ALL OF THE TIME HOLY COW

i’d like to set up some kind of deal that would allow me to donate my kidney in exchange for student loan forgiveness. i’d sacrifice an organ for financial freedom, why the heck not. seems like a pretty sweet deal for both parties involved.