WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?

I was gonna say, there's an all natural way to get your lips swollen like that and it's called a BEEJ.

I loved the look on Ashley's face when Becca said she was a virgin too - Ashley was pissed as hell because Becca just took away her "special" status. I think Ashley thought she'd be the only one and that was her IN. Girlfriend is crazy.

oh man it's like being stuck with older Indian aunties at a wedding - except it's the other way around. being a non virgin among their presence is like being a muslim at a republican party meeting

OMG.

People of color does not mean Black. It is a term that refers to non-white people as a group. So, when you want to refer to the lack of representation of Blacks, Latinos, and Asians in Hollywood, one could say "lack of representation of people of color in Hollywood."

1) "People of color" is not synonymous with "black people."

On paper, Beyoncé is the poster child for Huckabee's "Bubba culture" (that's what he called it on The Daily Show last night) values:

You don't approve of Beyoncé because she seems alien to you... You can't single out a corrosive culture and ignore the one that you live in because you're used to it

Huckabee is way closer to "bubble" than he is "bubba". Dude owns a fucking $3 million house in Florida.

Hi, are we siblings? Your mom sounds just like mine! It's so exhausting. Mine also has temper tantrums, and when she gets upset about something ridiculous (usually when I'm visiting, derailing everything), I now just ignore her as best I can, instead of trying to reason with her or placate her. It's actually very…

Literally my whole life was feeling responsible for my parent's feelings. It's horrible and it's only in the past year that I've been able to actually disengage from it, but it's guilt like no other.

"A common story among parents who have estranged adult children is how much they had focused on their children, how much they did to make sure their children had all the best advantages, made them the center of the family universe — and often how they treated them more like an equal or an adult than a child.
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Especially since they are both estranged from her. I could understand if it was just one (she doesn't approve of his lifestyle/religion/whatever), but both? There's something fishy there and I don't think the stink comes from the kids' side.

"They accuse me of being a terrible person, but won't elaborate about exactly what I've done. Well, sometimes they do, but it doesn't make sense, at least to me."

She's the Beeeee eeeeeeeeeest

Props to the Critic's Choice Awards for being slightly less shitty then other major awards (*cough*Oscars*cough*). For reals though, categories for different genres recognised alongside the usual dramatic fare? Screenplay award for Gone Girl? And awards for Lego Movie and Guardians of the Galaxy, the true greatest…

I was always so FURIOUS with this dress. The original was gooorrrgeous.

Fuck you, a woman can be a feminist and still not want the crushing scrutiny of professional internet assholes on every single pimple or stray hair or whatever. Next you'll say that feminists can't use makeup, or wear spandex, or cut their hair, because ideological purity. News flash: women can identify how they want,…

Those two are not mutually exclusive, is the thing. I am a feminist and I dye my hair. Does that mean I have to hand in my feminist card? What type of body and image modification does feminism allow, Great Decider of the Rules of Feminism?!?!?!? HOW DO I KEEP UP WITH THE RULES? IS THERE A NEWSLETTER!?!?!?!?!?