Here's a clear shot of Tay-Tay:

Dateline tells me to wipe down the hotel remote with bleach before using it because of all the fecal matter, but Lena Dunham tells me to motorboat that ass. Mixed messages, yo.

The Demille award is for humanitarian contributions (by actors/entertainment people... whatever they decide that means), not actually for acting. So the joke is that he's getting a humanitarian award instead of his Human Rights Attorney wife.

You could have just wrote "I do not have a sense of humor"

The joke was "In Into The Woods, Cinderella runs from her prince, Rapunzel gets throw from a tower for her prince, and Sleeping Beauty just thought she was getting coffee with Bill Cosby." It's a joke that calls out the shitty treatment of women in the play, and the shitty treatment of women by Bill Cosby. Bill…

Totally! Amal looked nervous about laughing at first, but damn that made me laugh so hard.

God the fucking male entitlement just starts SO. EARLY.

I would shop there! I would LOVE to tell everyone (especially annoying family members) that my dress is from the EBOLA STORE. Maybe nobody would want to shop there with me, meaning I could try dresses on in peace without hearing my supposed loved ones judging my dress choices and body like Simon effing Cowell.

Actually, it does. That's what a right is.

Some of these comments...

I think Ross Douthat, of all people, actually had the best response to this:

Basically this. This every day, all day.

Childhood is insisting you are too grown up for a nap. Adulthood is wishing desperately that you could squeeze in a nap.

You know, even the good ones (And my husband is one of the good ones, truly shares in all household tasks. etc.) just don't see what we see because we have been socialized to see it. For example, my husband cooks and cleans up and is generally great at both but NEVER seems to notice how gross the sink is and that it…

Well, ideally states and cities wouldn't have to rely on the benevolence of taxed citizens to do their fucking jobs, you know? Do they have public campaigns to build new roads or fix potholes? Justice for rape victims should be a priority as well.

Actually, the blog also takes its name from a Bette Davis movie called Jezebel. The choice of the name Jezebel was to demonstrate the laughable hypocrisy in how women who were so-called "Jezebels" were historically vilified thanks in large part to a patriarchal culture obsessed with shaming women for owning their…

So much secondhand embarrassment for Madonna. #cringingextrahard #whatafuckingtravesty

Damn, dude's got an enviable hourglass figure.

Oh shit! How come shit like this never happens in my part of North Texas?