My mom loves watching Christopher Walken on SNL because he just stands there and reads off the cue cards. He doesn't even try to look other places or disguise it in amyway.

Have you guys seen the version with Mary Martin? Way better. Also, Peter is traditionally played by a woman for the stage production.

You left out the 28 year-old Lost Boys who looked like they'd lost their way out grad school.

Good point, Jim! Let's explore what I did in the blog post you mentioned versus what Robby's doing, shall we?

So basically, he thinks she's lying because that one guy said so?

are you sure Jackie wasn't just drunk when she changed planes?

I don't believe that Chicago exists. I have never been there; no one I know has ever been there (except for my friend Jackie who changed planes at O'Hare, but she said it was real snowy so it could have been a different airport covered in white paint); "Chicago" is a funny word and "City of Broad Shoulders" rings real…

Ah yes, the fame and fortune that come from fabricating a story about your gang rape! What riches and notoriety await those women who spin a delightful yarn about being violated ten ways from Sunday! What exciting prizes and praise are bestowed upon them as they pretend to have been assaulted by beer bottles and/or…

"Binge drinking is the single greatest risk factor for sexual assault at college campuses."

No. The single greatest risk factor is the presence of a rapist.

You know what IS a factor in 100% of rapes, instead of 3/4?

I never claimed that drunk women aren't at risk for rape. In fact, I already said that alcohol is a common tool that rapists use. I said that removing alcohol from the equation wouldn't stop rape from being a problem. Rapists would use other tools instead. You're focusing on the M.O. instead of the perpetrators…

HEY EVERYBODY LOOK, A MAN IS SAYING IT SO YOU CAN BELIEVE IT NOW.

Yeah, this seems like a vengeful prank rather than anything that resembles discipline. He was laughing, she had no idea it was coming, and it has no connection to the behavior he found objectionable.

Welcome to why Asia is a lot worse off on women's rights.

I think that's actually the criteria for becoming sexiest man alive. Do you look like the average white male only with abs?

I'm in Korea now. My years of experience in the field meant nothing because I was over 40. I got my current job because I was willing to go to the ass-end of nowhere.

There's something about dirty jeans and massive belt buckles that only American men can get away with.

My brother taught English in Seoul for 2 years. He had some really fucked-up anecdotes, especially about the outward racism he witnessed. I also have a black friend who's teaching English over there now, and he also has seen/heard absolutely absurd things.

I want to be outraged and say, "My motherland would never!"

I actually worked with Korean ELLs for several months, as an online tutor. The men I talked with who are married are generally unhappy (except for those with new babies) and some of them openly talked about their mistresses and girlfriends on the side. The women I talked with seemed much happier when they were dating,…