Internet: You should also fuck his sister to get back at him.

All the way to the motherfuckin' top.

They're in the notorious Buddy Christ gang.

I admire your positivity in this confusing time.

I am SO HAPPY for you, Benedict

Ok.

First that shirtstorm of an election night, and now this.

I'M HAVING A HARD TIME RIGHT NOW OKAY.

She lives in Fort Kent, a small town of less than 5,000 people on the border with Canada. What are we afraid is going to happen, exactly? That she infects a Canadian and they make us look bad with a prepared, reasonable and rational response?

Honestly, can we just airdrop her some eyebrow pencils? That's the only thing that's actually weird about her appearance.

But why is a thong dress??

Ok my fellow democrats. To those democrats in Florida. There is NO, ZERO, ZIP, NADA excuse not to vote this year. Gov Scott according to the latest poll politico has up is tied with Crist. Vote, Scott is on the ropes now with #fangate. Vote to knock him out, DON'T step back, DON't head back to your corner. VOTE to…

This story is so tragic. Such suffering, to have to live in Dallas AND get married in Cleveland.

So officials concerned over threats of "the biggest school shooting in history" decide that it's fine to let people bring in firearms?

What the fuck?

Really super excited for the trolls that plan on showing up and spouting nonsense about how she's "making this up" and "playing the victim".

Moreover, it isn't unique these gamers. The argument against Affirmative Action is based upon it's phantom victims (the white kid at the bottom of the yes pile who gets bumped). #notallmen is a strawman based on the false belief that feminism is blaming all men for bad deeds (missing the whole point). The whole…

This is valid to a point, but point to one privileged group that's ever raised its hand and said, Yep, too much influence here, that's just about enough for us, thanks.

"Hi, yeah, I'm just calling to confirm that I'm getting a check for 94 million dollars that I'm obtaining totally legally. Yes, I'll hold. Okay. I'll wait while you transfer me. Hi, yeah, I'm calling about my check for 94 million dollars that isn't at all one bit suspicious. Oh you're not gonna mail it? Okay, so I can…

If you honestly think the name of the team isn't offensive, why would you feel threatened over defending a non-offensive name?