Hmmm. Y’know, I think if anyone’s having a ‘rough fucking week’, it’s the people who died, and those close to them.

HAN SOLO WOULD NEVER BEHAVE THIS WAY

I wouldn’t put it past him. We all saw him straight-up murder someone in a bar.

It just felt like the only reason they invited Effie to the panel was to check off the diversity boxes. Why have her there as the minority voice of you're not even going to listen to what she has to say?

I can’t even handle Affleck when he's acting.

I JUST FIGURED OUT WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN ALOHA, GUYS.

I’m just going to assume that they were high. Like, really high.

As you watch the trailer, keep your eyes peeled for a flash of shirtless Fassbender.

That’s a story about how cool your husband is! Any dude who recognizes Judy Blume by sight is a keeper.

Every fucking thing about this gave me the full body spasms of horror.

I want to be mad. But it’s just too funny to imagine them all sitting around a table talking about suffragette movements and then saying “hmmm, yes, yes this is great. Love everything about it. Perfect. It just needs about 100% more gore and roughly 99.9% less women’s rights.”

“oh, i didn’t realize it was like, a CELEBRITY lion, i thought i was just, legally, murdering a NORMAL lion.

Can we please agree to stop posting articles and comments about how wonderful Empire is? I mean, I get that it is a good show, but I refuse to support anything starring that piece of shit Terrence Howard. I hate him so much!

Hey! Focus! This is about Tony!

I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”

I made you this comic.

Even if the new Ghotbusters movie turns out to suck balls I will go see it in the theatre to spite those MRA assholes. Who’s with me?

So, I guess God does answer prayers.

Because you can't dress idiocy.