It's true. The "Binders Full of Women" did not change my vote.

while i love the binders full of women meme, can we please just not forget that before he went on and on about his binders, he said that he would fix the wage gap by ENSURING THAT WOMEN CAN GET HOME BY 5:30 TO COOK FUCKING DINNER.

I wish we could place a moratorium on Bruce Jenner transition stories until Bruce Jenner himself comes forward to either confirm or deny that he is transitioning. This shit is out of control.

I just looked Jill Blackstone up on Linked In. She lists her current job as President and founder of Thumping Tails Animal Rescue. I can't even...

I feel like often they choose the close up picture for plus size women on the cover of fashion mags. which sucks.

Well if it was the cats, we know what started it.

Maybe it was a murder-suicide. If cats were involved, we'd know in which direction the suspicion would land. But if it's a few cocker spaniels or golden retrievers, then it must be sister. Come on, LAPD — do your bloody job.

Yeah, that whole voluntary ignorance act of Cruz's is just dangerous at this point.

Hopefully Nationwide has some tips on how to safely dance with a shark.

Girl would slay in a BURLAP SACK

Wow.

He's a huge fan of science, but just the early work before science sold out to the earth being round.

"By science I mean carefully selected, and properly funded by oil companies, heavily biased scientific articles that fit my corporate sponsors' bottom line."

Also he can't even drink a glass of water normally.

"Using a barely clad(Only nipples and pubic hair covered) woman to sell a burger."

God, there are plenty of people on the right just as bad or worse as Cruz ideologically, but I don't think any of them are as repulsive in every aspect as he is. No one else has that constant simpering jerks-off-in-a-mirror expression or that "I'm so taken with my own cleverness I can barely form a sentence" delivery.…

Is it old yet?

For some reason I'm getting such a kick out of the lady complaining that the missy elliot lyrics contained vulgar words and then labeled links to the lyrics as "NSFW" ignoring the fact that she typed said apparently vulgar words including "shit", "cock" and "pussy" into her email.

Alabama: We make up the rules as we go because we value our hate more than anything

"Price of doing business!"