I am constantly worried that people think I'm pregnant when I'm walking around in there. Or when I accidentally wander into the normal section, that they think I'm delusional. Too much pressure!

Yes, jesus, what is it with people thinking they can do doctor's jobs in their own homes. Those people don't go through 8 years of training for shits and giggles. Especially when the mother is over 40. I'm surprised nothing went wrong during those deliveries.

I'm sorry, I just have an incredibly hard time believing that the most mature 19 year old in the world is as mature as a 42 year old should be. Sure, he acted in some movies and maybe had more experience than a lot of kids his age, but at 19, you just have not lived long enough to know anything. Shit, I'm 30 and the…

I'm hoping this really does represent a concerted effort to improve — it sounds like they're sinking a lot of money into something they're hoping will be a big moneymaker, which hopefully means improved presentation on the floor, as well.

You say "next to" and yet at almost every Target I've been to in recent years, they just mix the maternity and plus size together because they're obvi the same thing. This move is particularly baffling bc they somehow found a way to insult both plus size women AND pregnant women.

Honestly sometimes I go into Target and the maternity dresses are the best-looking clothes in the store. Oooh, finally found a cute dress ... oh. Maternity. Again.

The thing that pisses me off the most about having the plus-sized clothing so close the the maternity lines is that, quite often (okay, most of the time) the maternity gear is much nicer and way more fashionable than the plus-sized stuff. It's a bit of a slap in the face to me that they put so much effort into…

"This would be an awesome dress if it weren't for the boobflaps and feeding shutters"

Lena fucking Dunham. Good God. Walking, talking definition of a very stupid person who has convinced herself she's offering some amazing contribution to society.

For example, you could compare everyone's "obsession" with the Cosby allegations to Lena Dunham's obsession with herself.

Also,

Lena Dunham for comparing everyone's "obsession" with the Cosby allegations to being obsessed with the Holocaust

'Innocent until proven guilty' is a standard that exists specifically for and within the judicial system. Yes, it's true that we shouldn't just believe everything we read without question, but that doesn't mean withholding all judgement until a uniquely judicial standard is satisfied is appropriate either.

Nope, that jumped out at me too.

R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.

You didn't? But Joni Ernst said it was so awesome. I don't believe her though because I have never seen a wealthy person give up their riches to live a life of poverty. It's sad that the rich miss out on all the fun.

Also, weak clap response to the kid getting home without being harassed, but of course everyone clapped for the cops. I rolled my eyes at that a little. A lot.

Y'all, the Fug Girls just retweeted this:

The world's saddest clown has finally been released from the tanning bed he lived in for 15 years.

That purse is MARSALA in color, Pantone followers please take note. She is ahead of the curve, as always.