1. Jumped the shark should be replaced by "ate the butt." 2. Also, maybe people are starting to realize Lena Dunham is an arrogant, clueless human being who wrote an extremely problematic autobigraphy about molesting her sistet?

"Well, I dunno," Williams says, innocently. "You have a crazy-ass job, sir."

Christ, Ellie. It's Bruce this and Bruce that. Your lacking of sensitivity towards Kris completely discounts the pain that Kris is feeling over this horrible thing that is happening to Kris' ex-husband and the father of two of Kris' daughters. Honestly. Kris.

I just read your comment and now I really want to see a paparazzi photo of Lorde & Taylor walking into a Lord & Taylor.

I know that, but someone should tell Hollywood Gossip that Lorde's probably tried alcohol before.

Oh it gets even better (aka like 100 million times WORSE). Alabama also has really insane child endangerment laws that have been interpreted within the state to apply to fetuses. There are tons of poor women locked up in Tutweiler Prison (the only women's prison, where the rape problem has historically been so bad…

"Fetal attorney"

While pregnant woman wears noise cancelling headphones.

In related news: people born in 1996 are now 18 and older.

Serious question: Can the fetus refuse state appointed representation and act as their own counsel?

This is how I know that Taylor Swift is still pretty damn young. Switching from rum to wine would just ruin my entire life. I switched from vodka to wine back to vodka one afternoon/night of drinking once, and I was 99% sure I was going to die in the security line at Dulles the next day. The fact that I remained…

As the ACLU of Alabama's Executive Director Susan Watson points out, Alabama doesn't have a statewide public defender program, meaning fetuses can get a lawyer appointed with state money, but real live, already-born indigent human beings cannot.

You know you don't take your legal drinking age with you when you travel, right?

Hopefully those two crazy gals never get a hold of some reefer! That stuff will really cook your goose!

There's no way Taylor Swift drinks rum and coke. She's probably more of a vodka tonic girl. Maybe white wine if she's feeling festive.

The cat is probably smarter. Also probably less fucking disgusting, even considering that it shits in a box and licks its own ass on the reg.

I feel like you just downgraded a cat. I'm not quite sure WHAT to think about this comparison.

And even if you are black on the main, they keep making new blogs, like I Thee Dread, where we are all grey. We can't win. The grey battle is never ending.

It's because Kinja is anti corgi and anti gin.