The thought of Cher tweeting away all day and night in her giant Malibu mansion delights me to no end. Her tweets are completely sincere, somewhat batty and almost always contain at least three !!! When I can't sleep at night, I'm comforted in the knowledge that somewhere, in a room covered in velvet and rococo…

She's just unhinging her jaw to eat, then replace Brian Williams.

Patton Oswalt must have "practiced, practiced, practiced".

I have been saying this for decades; Madonna is....

It's almost hilarious that when the NYPD sat around brainstorming ways to prove how necessary they are to the daily functioning of the city they came up with, "Stop writing tickets for bullshit petty offenses and harassing people on the sidewalks, that'll show 'em! They'll come crawling back to lick our boots after a…

How's that drought going?

Whoa you can buy clothing that keeps your family members from touching you? Man I would have done that years ago if I knew it was possible.

Do you remember when we were all like "I NEED PHYLICIA RASHAD TO SPEAK OUT ABOUT THIS" and now that she has we're dead inside hoping she'd just remained silent, period.

You know, I have heard so many people say that this is all some vast conspiracy to take Cosby down and destroy him. But no one can say why a group of women would target Bill fuckin' Cosby. Money? Nope, none of the women are seeking monetary damages. Hatred of black people? Unlikely, especially considering that Cosby…

"Let me clarify— I don't mean we should forget these women, we should just ignore these women."

She says she does not know what happened, nonetheless she says it is orchestrated. So she is guilty of convicting these women before she knows the facts.

I have nothing else to say.

I wouldn't even call it backpedaling. This is more like realizing your bike is going down a bumpy road and then suddenly jerking the handle bars and pedaling it full speed into a lake.

SO STOKED that Rashad used her opportunity to refute this "misquote" by continuing to perpetuate rape culture!!

I agree with you on all counts, but NYC's walkability was so nice. I do miss that. Hell, even my pokey little Westchester town was more walkable... It contributes so much to culture, if only local town culture.

In the words of Kelly Cutrone: "California has weather. New York has life." ;)

Same temp for me today too here in sunny Phoenix and we don't have earthquakes, just shitty politics!

Enjoy it now, but when global warming causes severe water shortages don't come to Minnesota asking for all our fresh water!

Yeah, but then...you live in Irvine. It may be sunny, but so is hell.

also, be kind to your neighbors