This may sound cruel on my part, but you asked, but here goes: this dude has so many issues that intimacy is just not in the cards for you two. And that's probably a good thing. You need to find other friends/lovers and move on. He may even be toying with you a bit. Clean up his haircut? C'mon! Having common…

Find out what the laws are in your area. Our next door neighbors got a dog a number of years ago and let it run loose. It kept coming into our yard and almost bit a FedEx delivery person one Christmas. We called the animal control office at our local Police Department. They take these issues quite seriously. They…

Glad you're feeling better, and yes, Dilaudid is the bomb. I got my very own Dilaudid pump when I was having surgery a few years ago; every 10 minutes I got to push the button for more…made me feel good, but like a fucking junkie. Then I started feeling guilty that I was taking too much, but when the nurse came in…

22/23 is ABSOLUTELY not too young to go to University. You will find a wide range of ages there. The age range is getting more diverse all the time as more people who are going back to school to finish up their degrees increases. A friend of mine went back in her 40s and she's so glad she did. My brother didn't…

I'm a bit disappointed that no one, as of yet, has tackled the linguistic thorniness of the "artistic rape" claim.

Is this like MadLibs or too many bad acid trips?

This totally dates me, but I was in college when that song was big, and even though I personally was not a big Madonna fan (plus, I was a college dj at a hipster school that skewed 50% Joy Division/50% Grateful Dead, so snobby in a certain way), I totally enjoyed going to gay/lesbian bars/nightclubs with my friends…

Okay, this is just plain gross. Annie's Cheddar Bunnies kick Goldfishes' ASSES.

I know (think?) you're joking, or half joking, but actually North Korea has more technology than most people think. I've seen documentaries about activists who smuggle contraband into North Korea, and one of the hottest items is flash drives. A lot of people think that the number one cause of…

God, I wish.

You and me both. I would LOVE to get out of the greys. It's driving me fucking nuts to not be able to post pictures and stuff.

See, I'll bet LOTS of people would have noticed, and then blamed Obama.

I think I may be the only woman I know whose mom constantly bombarded me with, "don't get married; it's a trap for women! See how much my life sucks!" and "never ever have kids, they will wreck your life!" as a mantra for the first 2 decades of my life.

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The only thing I want for Christmas is something I personally know isn't possible: full legalization of marijuana (sales/possession/growing) in New York State on January 1st, 2015, and one of those pretty golden vape pens in the New York Times gift guide.

Yeah, I think Hefner has always tried to model himself as "good pimp" as opposed to Flynt's "bad pimp".

No offense to Streep, but like Bernadette Peters can't "act the hell out of" a play?

I actually WISH my friends list was down to 12 people. That would be a dream of mine. But I'm getting there. The day after I posted this story, the same Tea Party woman put something up on Facebook from the Britain First Facebook page, which is this racist anti choice, anti immigrant group. Blocked!!

Yeah, I'm feeling like the tide is starting to turn here. I've been monitoring Facebook comments and it's gone from 9-to-1 against the accusers, with all the attendant victim blaming and gold digger accusations, to 9-to-1 in the other direction, with a refreshing number of commenters actually being slightly…

Jesus Christ on a cracker, Bill Cosby is reminding me more and more every day of Clarence Thomas.