I also love that Rob Schneider actually sent him a get well card when he had his vocal chords removed. Allegedly, Ebert was very touched.

Man, I hope someone got fired for THAT blunder.

I was.

I've been playing Swans last two albums frequently (just saw them on Monday!) as well as The Stage Names by Okkervil River.

I eat cheetos

You know its bad when you're in a movie with Clint Eastwood and Lee Van Cleef and you're "the Ugly"

I thought "In the Valley of Elah" was actually pretty good. It at least had a great Tommy Lee Jones performance and a different take on the Iraq War.

No one's gonna put him in the cooler! (To sell his organs on the black market)

What does a town in Bulgaria have to do with this?

It just kinda hit me that the moral of the song is "Suck it, bar people! Billy Joel rules!"

I realized just a week ago how fucking terrible this song is.

Ryan Murphy doesn't know how to make BLTs?

11 year later unrelated comment!

I love this Pitchfork quote about the album:

In all seriousness, "Once in a Lifetime" wasn't even on the list. What. The. Fuck.

Doctor Love?

Yes! I wish it had been sort of a second act for Burton rather than an orphan in his filmography.

As my best friend once said, "Adam Dunn? More like RYAN Dunn! Except Ryan Dunn could actually get a hit…"

Gibby Haynes has lived all of our dreams: Getting a rim job in a Jim Jarmusch film.

What radio station do you listen to that plays Deerhunter?