Goodyear: “Your Honor, despite the fact that all the livestock have in fact left the barn, we would like to request that the barn door now be secured.”

Denali drivers rarely damage the bed of their trucks...

If I was the city, those tarps would be removed with jackhammers. Tourists could come look at whatever was left.

How does your spell check have “dunction” as a word?

Rum is a distilled drink. Distilled drinks are made from fermented drinks... you take the rumbullion and distill it into rum. That said, the word rum and rumbullion are related, since they’re part of the same process. It’s likely that they took the rumbullion word and just shortened it for the new product of rum.

It actually was turning into rumbullion, not rum. Rum requires distillation. And unless the rumbullion gained sentience and made it’s own distillery to distill itself, it isn’t ever going to just automatically turn into rum.

After that.....this happened.

Counterpoint: No.

(is hard)

Hi Jason. Like the LEGO car I made?

Wait, I think I get it. Calling yourself trash is how men deal with the fact that they actually like patriarchy and misogyny because it benefits them. So they show shame and that covers up for the fact that they still want dominance. If you say “I’m trash” and do a little performative feminism, you can avoid changing…

Hi, Native America here............

My pleasure! I’ve used them daily for three months now, and I still love them. I’m actually listening to music with them in the office right now! The noise cancellation is quite good and the battery does last a significant amount of time. They also continue to work even when the battery runs out, unlike wireless…

My pleasure! I’ve used them daily for three months now, and I still love them. I’m actually listening to music with…

I bought these TaoTronics active noise cancelling headphones when they were on sale and listed at Kinja Deals some months ago. I love them with every fiber of my being. Enough so that I left a review.

I bought these TaoTronics active noise cancelling headphones when they were on sale and listed at Kinja Deals some…

I don’t know about deals, but these Monoprice buds are always $5 and sound pretty dang great for that price.

I don’t know about deals, but these Monoprice buds are always $5 and sound pretty dang great for that price.

...now.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.