Wow, that is Hella-Ugly.

“Best manipulated engine noise” is like “best root canal” or “best suppository”. . .

Someone please tell me they used a fish-eye lens on the grill shot. Because otherwise, WTF?

Doug, can we just bring back the El Camino, or import some Ute’s from down under?

I bought several of the same type of used “car” over the years and found many interesting items, including the following:

Probably true on both counts, but others might!

Then tell Citroen they’re dumb...

Came in to say this...

This may seem a no-brainer, but it is a lesson I learned the hard way, and it only took the one time.

Uh, I thought Deadspin was about sports, . . . not soap operas?

I was always fond of the weirdness that is the I-swing/I-reel:

I still just can’t wrap my head around not having many diesel options available in the US. I’m sure there’s some “economic” reasoning, but some of the numbers these guys put out in MPG just makes it seem like a no brainer to bring up the average efficiency of your fleet.

The Dodge Diplomat...

Can I just state the obvious and say “lane splitting is dangerous” was always a lame excuse. But as excuses go it sounds a lot more even handed than “I hate it that someone else isn’t trapped in this traffic with me. Screw that guy.”

On a scale of “normal gas and oil changes” to “buy a new car”, I want a single needle gage that shows the cost of maintenance in the next 30 days.

I love reading these kind of articles, Torch. This, the Brubaker Box, any odd ball one-off that we don’t see but should.

If your hood stays rigid for more than 4 hours, consult a mechanic...

Second video maker, this was made for you...

Is this the tap handle?

Where do you put your feet?