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“The two liberal women in the room agreed with this while me and my buddy just don’t see why it’s an issue. Oh and why is this on Jalopnik?”

“The illumination is rather sub-par, m’lady”

I see that Diane Keaton is taking the Lena Dunham approach to things.

Remarkably stupid blog post, you’re welcome.

Found the spoofer.

And here’s one on the beach.

Finally a new sub culture has risen to the top of my hate ranking.

LOL this shouldn’t make me laugh but it does. Your poor coworker.

Now playing

#TeamKillerMike (not because Nina Turner, but because NOT Oprah)

Look at how shaky he got after he got a taste of the defense we play in the SEC, sacking him over and over again. Dude’s going to have a great pro career, but he’s got to learn how to recover better after getting knocked off his high horse. Damn good game OU played, BUT GO DAWGS!

They were all good.

So a guy is now dead over half the price of a small coffee and the people actually responsible are all washing their hands of it because they don’t understand how consequences work?

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

I really didn’t want to vote for Erdogan, but I just couldn’t overlook Hillary’s e-mails.

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

i remember a couple of years ago a friend of mine dated a supposedly hot, bk type dude with face tats. can’t actually attest to him as ive never met him but i was already like, “face tats? that’s going to be a no”. lo and behold, they broke up not too long later bc he’s kind of a dick and commitment phobic and some

I’ll add wrists down and ankles down to the list. All pretty terrible choices, and not for the expected “but what about society” reasons. Tattoos that are exposed to sun constantly on the delicate skin on the wrists/hands, face/neck, ankles/feet tend to blur and fade like crazy. Doing something nearly permanent that

Careful with that (absolutely correct) stance, or you’ll reignite The Great Neck Tat Tantru- er, Debate of 2015.

I’m sorry, but this idea is absolutely horseshit.