Called “The Predator” as it comes equipped with a three point laser pedestrian detection system.

You mean when Newt Gingrich was impeaching Clinton while cheating on his cancer ridden wife?

Oh yeah okay let’s just walk down to Times Square, bypass the perimeter, first responders, NYPD, PAPD, and the FEDS and media, and snap a photo of the Port Authority Terminal.

I assume you haven’t seen the rest of the video.

I’ll just leave this here:

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

If there’s no grass on the field, play ball.

If you’re looking for something similar (albeit with a more contemporary flair because it focuses on firsthand stories), Spooked just ended its first season, and it’s fantastic.

As long as we also end corn subsidies, funding to the Middle East to stabilize oil production, and tax breaks for oil companies I’m ok with this too.

Nothing some guy in Canada can’t fix.

Well, that’s certainly one way to up my smart’s towing capacity.

old muscle cars from the ‘90s

No, for every penny there’s 4.2% of an unemployed American.

If someone has the keys to your heart, you should at least spell their name right. ;-)

One looks like JC Whitney fucked a minivan. The other is an Acura.

I am allergic to dogs. And yet, my dog is here next to me and just licked my ankle. I take medication for my allergies. If I weren’t on prescription meds and didn’t live with a dog, I would have OTC meds available in case I had to, I don’t know, leave my fucking house and possibly come in contact with animals. There…

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

I don’t quite understand all the criticism these people are getting. If these were stories about valets abusing the cars they drive, hell yeah you should get mad. But rental cars? They are owned by a company (not a person), you are paying to use them (not being paid), there are mechanics who are getting paid to…

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.