funktheduck
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funktheduck

Why so worried about other men’s genitalia?

Q: How did Jeep make the Grand Cherokee Trackhawk strong enough to survive 707 horsepower
A: Pretended they weren’t an FCA company when engineering it.

:)

It does

If a crowd of people surrounds my car and starts hitting it, I’m getting the hell out of there. I can’t be the only person who feels this way.

  • A cop car that weighs at least 2 tons slams into the tiniest compact that you can currently buy at 104mph.

I ate Ethiopian last night and the pee smells like nothing I’ve ever peed before.

I tell people like that to fuck off. In my line of work, I only get to do it with recruiters who contact me for a job. My first question is, where is it, and how much are they offering. You wouldn’t believe how many companies in San Fran or LA try to offer what the market rate in say, Charlotte NC would be (in case

Some rich people are the cheapest people I’ve ever met.

Raccoons would beg to differ.

Assuming they do and win, the HOA will just raise its dues to cover the legal costs. Circle of life.

And they’re all used to the golden parachute if they do get the boot in the private sector.

I’m working on it.

But ... but ... Trumpkins said he knew the best people? Where’d they go?

Alternate headline: “Viral Meme Created by Oppositelock Author Becomes Mural at F1 Race”

Probably not. We ran into all sorts of problems there: editing and quality issues, confusion by casual readers and people in the industry, legal threats, posters using it to get press cars, etc. Plus Oppo’s not on my domain anymore. I get no traffic benefit from the shares.

What am I supposed to do?

I watched this video at least one million times back in the day. Damn I miss watching WRC...

No. I don’t care how much the guy sucks, I wouldn’t wish glioblastoma on anyone. It took my grandmother in six months and it’s awful.