The real victims are those who lost everything because somebody wanted to make a buck.

Hi. Gay white guy from Florida here who was raised in southern baptists churches and around white supremecist family members, so please believe me when I say *clears throat faggily* THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHITE NATIONALISTS AND WHITE SUPREMACISTS. They are the exact same people, people who don’t give two shits…

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

God, this Bill Belichick-Robert Kraft-Tom Brady relationship is going to make such a great sports movie when it finally gets made. But does anyone know when Kevin Spacey, Martin Sheen, and Air Bud’s shooting calendars will all be free at the same time next?

[fills in “rant against free-standing infotainment screens” on Jalopnik bingo card]

First off, to call me a “commie”, you’d need to have one scintilla of evidence I am one. I, in fact, am not, as I was raised in a country that was just starting to shed its Communist past and all the fun little things like food shortages and widespread corruption that came with it. You know what country I’m referring…

I paid $99 for my H1 Swing and love it dearly. If you go to a vacuum shop and talk to someone knowledgable they can equip you with the knowledge and a good deal.

And here are the logos of the gas tanks of nearly every Harley owner:

You’re the person who hates everything anyone likes and think it makes you unique, aren’t you?

“Coach Meyer is known to have a physical condition that in combination with medication taken to treat that condition, causes him to impulsively say anything he can think of to Make Allegations Go Away."

I think a lot of people here are misunderstanding these numbers. It isn’t saying that 50 year old men are fucking 18 year olds. It is simply saying that 18 year old women have the most hits. And independent of that 50 year old men have the most hits. In other words, it is easiest to find a willing partner for those…

Diablo 3 and Skyrim. Also possibly pick up Doom. Also dark souls remastered is coming out very soon!

Disgaea 5 is great if strategy RPGs are your thing (kinda like FF Tactics but very, very weird). Darkest Dungeon and Stardew Valley are both great on the Switch. Splatoon is a ton of fun even if you are playing solo.

Azure Striker Gunvolt: Striker Pack. Imagine Mighty No. 9's game mechanics...in games that are actually good ^_^.

West of Loathing is so so so much better than it looks

Hollow Knight!!

SteamWorld Dig 2 is amazing!

Either Fire Emblem or Hyrule Warriors, depending on which series you like more. Fire Emblem has some better quality of life features, but Hyrule Warriors has WAY more content.

Shovel Knight

Enter the Gungeon is 1) 50% off right now 2) a fresh recipient of a big new meaty content patch and 3) amazing pick up and play bullet hell goodness.