@MJDeviant: Ya see, it's apparent that the meth has even gotten as far as the med schools.

@hawkeye18 is not from Iowa: Well played... or folded.... or whatever.

@meatbag_pussrocket: Am I missing something? That's clearly a Dick reference.

@raysfamous: I knew the reference to The Game Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken would appear somewhere in this thread.

@Hello Mister Walrus: That already comes free of charge with "The Whopper".

"Now you've officially installed Android on your iPhone."

@Phantom_Photon: Well said, sir.

@danarchist: I think if I got to wear an old skin-tight 80's glam metal spandex suit, I'd be feeling MYSELF up....

@Arcane: HAH. Made me lol. Then I thought, "Hey, why not one in the front AND one in the rear of the pants?" Now THERE'S a YouTube moment waiting to happen....

@Boomdiggity!: This never gets old....

@jepzilla: Ahhh, yes: So who will watch the watchers....

@meatbag_pussrocket: In the interest of responsible, verifiable journalism, I wholeheartedly agree.

@The_Game21x: You forgot to mention that said hot chicks will all be blue, purple or green.

@Wade McGillis: I thought it was worm puke?

@confusedpublic: "Actual" science? Pfft. I never let pesky things like facts get in my way.

Hah. Those pesky antimatter particles appear to have borked the Giz commenting system: I can now apparently "Invite a friend to comment" on ALL comments.

@theose: Beat me to it. But I had to go to Switzerland for mine.

@confusedpublic: Yup, I'm in error for the specifics (as I copped to in reply to Cintax), the ZPMs aren't really unlimited power either since the damn things are always running out....

@Cintax: Ummm, yeah, playing fast and loose with the facts I am... Neither are the ZPMs "unlimited" considering how often they would drain them (or find them nearly drained).

Been there, done that, part deux.