Been there. Done that.
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@Windhawk: There had damn WELL better be a mention of Firefly in these comments....
Now there's a whole new meaning to "giving head"....
So I can use this to have my girlfriend call me and still keep her husband from tracking me down via my cell number? Awesome.
@schall129: And blowing out multi-colored luminescent smoke. Schweet.
@agent010: Glow-in-the-dark turds. Freakin' awesome.
@Maximus_Thalos: I don't have any trouble getting the shells off of my chickens. Don't need no damn machine...
570MP?!? Wow, that sure would make some super-detailed close-up porn, err, I mean SCIENCE shots. Yeah, "science", that's the ticket....
@taniquetil: "buying and selling instruments like anybody else."
Why is this process legal?
Cavity search? So they are offering a free dental checkup? Cool. What's the big deal? Y'all such a bunch of wussies.... (as long as they use mint floss, we're good, ya know?)
@FriarNurgle: You don't like going into Walmart? But you get to meet the most interesting (and colorful) people!
@Super Happy Hats!: AFAIK, any retailer in the US is required to clearly label items for sale as factory seconds, if they are in fact as such. Substantial Federal penalties exist for circumventing this buyer protection policy.
@Mr.Affrox: Ha. That was the third (and by far the simplest/quickest) version I banged out... the first two just didn't work or were "too" vulgar, if there is such a thing. But thanks....
@jinlee: I did not realize there was such a thing as "too" vulgar.
@hawkeye18 is not from Iowa: I'm surprised it took this long for that comment to show up here. Bravo, sir. The Giz does not disappoint.
@espinha:
@Dalton63841: Use a Mac: Drag from hospital to jail cell.
