For music videos, this is the be-all, end-all:

...Does anybody else here the low purposeful breathing starting around the 30 second mark?

Yep. EMCC is pretty much a farm team for SEC players who couldn’t qualify out of college (or who got kicked off another Power 5 team and don’t want to sit out a transfer year). That’s why they’ve won the last 2 JC National Championships.

Seriously, it looks like he is questioning his life choices.

35 and 11 both. 11’s actually in there near the beginning trying to pull teammates out of the fight. Eventually just gives up and takes a break on the bench. Props to both of them for keeping their heads in the middle of this dumbfuckery.

#35 is cooler than the Fonz, Billy D. Williams, and Calvin when he’s all “the world bores you when you’re cool”combined. It’s like all the Chill that fled everyone else in the stadium just flocked to him.

#35 is thinking “Fuck, why did I turn down that scholarship to kick at Ole Miss just so I could stay close to my high school sweetheart that I knocked up"

I’m with #35 Heath Brundege. Best place to be when a fight breaks out is no where near the fight. Need more Heath’s in the world. Do you thing HB35!

I say we go ahead and give 35 and 11 their degrees. Clearly the are too smart for this team.

Most of the better players off these two “teams” will be in a power conference in the next couple of yrs (or jail). Sad business.

Man dis why I be attendin MDCC. We get it poppin yo. Skippin classes and whoopin asses B. Im finna get that Asocialite Dugree in 2017 yo.

At first I thought your headline read “violent ejaculations”. Which would have been more fun a story.

America expects more from you, Mississippi junior colleges.

Nowhere near a WalMart, somehow.

Ok that is beyond epic and I need to show my mom because she drives an Avalon but kinda wants a Tundra as well.

Those fenders...

I can actually contribute to this one! Multiple times!

*whispers to self* “america”

Came across this in Northern Alabama back in 2009 when working on the road. Weird can also be awesome.