You effers better not be surprised when his secret twin shows up with a full set of fingers unwilling to carry the secret any further...

Have SVP and Russillo heard about this yet?

Even Doug Martin is like, “Fuck you. You’re Philly.”

Indiana Jones shit, right there. +1

Don’t forget, “Don’t dress like you are homeless.”

please, do. This article lacks anything even remotely interesting. And if you lead with, “step 1: have confidence,” we all know to ignore you

How many spectators got shot in the parking lot after the game?

well done, sir

work sux start a blog

I see what you did there

Please lets hear more if you’re serious...

Does anyone else think this looks like a mildly chubby Drew Magary?