Those are some amazing feats. I doubt most of the people here ridiculing him or calling him fat would be able to slice those bottles that effortlessly.

he sounds like terrence and phillip from south park

I like how he gets fancier with his water ninja skills as it goes on.

I just had a chuckle because I remember that the Swedish word for “sheathe” is the same as the Swedish word for “vagina”.

Skinny ninjas are easy to spot. No one suspects the obese ninja, until it’s too late.

You laugh at him on youtube, he laugh all the way to the bank. I bet he makes over $7000 a month playing with blades, working from home. Should you turn your kungfu hobby into a career. Time to setup the camera to show how I revive the practice of ancient Chinese 5 poison fists.

Sadly, Beverly Hills Ninja II, like most sequels, failed to live up to the original.

You’d think all the slicing would tone those obliques...

Boss! De Blayyyd de blayyyd! Extremely beautiful blayyyd...blayyd blayyd blayydy blayyd.... Of course this guy lives in New Jersey. In between touring with Coheed and Cambria, he’s playing with blayyds in New Jersey.

Why do I feel so thirsty watching this?

Hitting a baseball that can be thrown any number of places by a pitcher who you have trouble judging exactly when he will release is a bit of a bigger challenge. All he has to do here, is focus on timing and be able to draw the sword in the line the ball goes (which is the same each time). Further he is cutting the…

o.o

I’m just imagining the neighbors of that guy. “OK, Honey, bring the kids in, Kevin’s playing with his sword again.”

At least post a REAL samurai.

Dude, check out draftkings, those guys are making a fortune.

Oh what a shock, americas best road starts in a near fucking paradise that most of us will never be able to afford to live in or have skills useful enough to justify moving to.

My neighbor slept with Klay recently. She said they met up through Twitter. She DM’d him and surprisingly he responded. They got coffee and he didn’t leave until the next morning. Can you imagine that lifestyle where you can easily get laid from twitter?

Looks like Klay is kiln it.

A groupie calling out another groupie on the internet - sign of the times. Also: internet-famous model =/= model

Ok, so I work in insurance because I’m the devil, and I guarantee she’s suing so the kid’s family’s insurance will pay her medical bills. That is the only way she’ll get paid. Home or renters policies typically have low medical payment limits ($1,000 - $10,000) that will be paid regardless of liability, but to tap…