Can confirm, find the beard

I keep trying to get my therapist to prescribe something for my own case but they just keep telling me to do what makes me happy right now. My neighbors are understandably concerned. 😬

Your article about your Beetle being stolen was the first Jalopnik article I ever read. My first car is my yellow 74 beetle, which I’ve had since I was 9. I was heartbroken when I read your story, and equally excited when you found it. You have a lifelong follower, and are an inspiration to this burned out IT…

You take it back sir!

Literally been waiting since this morning when I saw this garbage article to see if Torch would comment on it. I feel like it’s only serving to get them MORE clicks though.

I mean, if you’re a volunteer sheriff’ deputy for Lackawanna County you can use it to get their phone number and attempt to date them.

No joke. Most of those setups cost more than my first (3 bed 2 bath) house!