BUT HER EMAILS!!!

You are what's wrong with America.

We're through the looking glass here, people!

Just easin' the tension, baby! Just easin' the tension!

THE ADDAMS FAMILY!

I had to go to a work lunch at Olive Garden a couple of years ago. It was for Boss's Day, because I guess we hated our boss and wanted to force her to eat at Olive Garden or something. The food was predictably bland and terrible. My unwashed heathen co-workers were going on and on about how great everything was. A…

I don't know. They seem to be replicating at an alarming rate.

**squints**

But don't those people HATE "dang ol' librul Hollywood elites?" I like how having a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is a good thing only when it somehow serves their interests ("The guy we elected was famous for other stuff before we even elected him! Yeehaw!"), but anything else remotely associated with Hollywood…

I withdraw my question.

Ugh, can you imagine the vortex of diseases that would be created in the small space between them?

While looking, smelling, and acting like Number Two.

Lady, you're scaring us! HAHAHAHAHA!

You want IT all, but you can't have IT.

Yes, pretty much. Except this guy is still alive.

I have an attorney friend who studies and teaches constitutional law, and he is always on Facebook talking about constitutional law, usually making conservatives who try to argue with him look really, really dumb.

Who are these dads who like Train? I thought their fanbase was composed solely of women in the age range of 35-40. You know, like Dave Matthews Band, Zac Brown Band, Ed Sheeran, Jack Johnson, etc.

TO THE EXTREME (right side of the political spectrum)!!!

Can I go now?

Lord Palmerston!!!