You watch your mouth when talking to President Trump, filthy libtard!

The other person who looks good in shirts with cockatoos on them?

In December drinking horchata, I look psychotic in a balaclava.

They all are!

And they all ended with Stabler choking a guy out.

I should not have laughed at this, but I did.

Sad upvote since this is likely exactly what will happen.

That one guy from Neutral Milk Hotel who plays the saws can really… play those saws!

That was a particularly odious pun, old chum.

I would like to have attended the filming of Live at Pompeii. To me, that is peak post-Syd Pink Floyd.

She sounds like a keeper.

My friend saw Elliott Smith in LA one time. He said that between songs, Smith would heavily slur all of his words and almost fell off of his stool multiple times, but then he would start playing and singing all of his songs PERFECTLY. He said it was a surreal experience.

I saw the Ramones at South Park Meadows in Austin in 1995. They opened for Pearl Jam on the Vitalogy tour. South Park Meadows was an open air venue with literally just a giant stage out in the middle of a big cow pasture. This had to be the absolute worst venue to see the Ramones. But at least I saw them.

I saw the reunited Pixies three times with Kim Deal. First at the Austin City Limits Festival in 2004, then about one month later at Stubb's in Austin. The last time was on the Doolittle 25th anniversary tour, this time at the Austin Music Hall. They were great all three times, and when Deal left the band, I…

SEX CAULDRON?! I thought they shut that place down!

Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen!

Uber and Lyft just came back to Austin this week after the Texas state legislature voided the results of the city wide referendum that caused those two companies to leave. Meanwhile, competitors who were willing to have their drivers background-checked had already swooped in and filled the void. Uber and Lyft will…

**immediately runs to change handle to Mozzarella Fox Fire**

I don't really remember a time without Star Wars, but my clearest memory of actually seeing one of the films was standing in line for Return of the Jedi in 1983. It was showing at a large new theater (large for the early 80's, long before we had the giant multiplexes that exist now) in far south Austin (for the time.…

The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!