Delicious!

You're new here, aren't you?

His live work on Echoes from Live at Pompeii is my favorite thing Gilmour ever did. Just awesome.

The SRV version of Little Wing is just a fantastic, virtuosic performance. It makes Jimi's original sound stilted and incomplete.

You and the other Real World: San Francisco-ers should totally vote him out of the house!

My first date with my wife was a coffee date. Second date was seeing Paul F. Tompkins at Capitol City Comedy Club in Austin. This would have been in 2005.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Well now that's a little too dumb!

Still not followin' you. Could you dumb it down a shade?

Diff'rent [FARTS]

"I… f-fell down the… stairs."

And what the hell was Bill Murray doing up there?

Run along, you little scamp!

I want some taquitos!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

But he got fired from the gig, because even crotch rot was like, "Damn!"

He looks like he is that waterlogged Penthouse you found in an alley.

He looks like the kind of guy who would practice pick up artist techniques on his own son.

"Can we throw a little pee into the mix while we're at it?" - President Donald Trump

**jumps out of window**