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MORE PEOPLE WILL COME IF THEY THINK WE'LL HAVE PUNCH AND PIE!

A double entendre for the ages!

How appropriate that you are confessing to a nun, then.

Depends on the wine. I once had a bottle of wine that retails for just over $100, and it was truly unlike any other wine I have ever tasted. And I also once tasted a $500 bottle of wine that was incredibly disappointing and not better than some wines I've had that cost less than $20.

Au revoir, Shoshanna!

I'm starting to think that Pamela Anderson is not capable of starting to think.

Fake news! Sad.

Source?

I think it's fairly obvious that I did NOT watch the video.

LOL WUT

See? Sometimes a violation of our Constitutional right to personal privacy is just good clean fun! ,

*Alex Trebek voice*

Profit?

He gets results, you stupid chief!

It would also like its joke back, if you don't mind.

It's actually funnier with the sound off. Oh, and the screen as well.

Actually, Tinder Select only includes the surviving members of The Traveling Wilburys. Tom Petty is just happy to be included.

YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!

And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.