Translation, if needed:

yeah, that was a fucked up situation, but he was legitimately innocent. an associate may’ve been involved, but he was in an entirely different place when the alleged assault happened. a lot of his subsequent material deals with cutting people off over that ordeal.

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

I told you two to stop fighting through me, Dad. 

Exactly why your mom should not have brought you to work.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

You knew your take was shitty, and that this wasn’t the place for it, and you decided to put it out there anyway. You’re an asshole.

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

I’m not one to get conspiratorial, but I swear, this show of late seems like the writers and producers are exacting slow revenge on Emmy Rossum for her demand for equal pay (how DARE she!) by utterly wrecking Fiona’s character. Because at this point, knowing there are just a few episodes left before Rossum departs,…

I’m black too. That’s why I laugh at sites like this. I wrote this the other day, but it’s just white people screaming at other white people for being white... and it’s all for this kinda sadistic need to make black people happy. Just use your head man. Take race out of it. Most people are good. Some people are bad.…

Only in this era can a black guy (me for what it’s worth) be blindly labeled racist because I don’t automatically froth with nebulous rage every time a bunch of whites people insist I should.  

• If no other objects can be found, feel free to use the large clumps of fecal matter rapidly accumulating in your underwear.

I once had a cougar bite my dick but she apologized afterwards. Nevertheless, I backed slowly away.

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most…

My issue with the realism argument is always that if I want realism, I’ll read a book on the topic or listen to an expert, not watch a cartoon horse act it out. I come to fiction because its not real.

I hesitate to use the word “shell game”, but its the word that keeps coming to mind after finishing this season. I love this show but its increasingly obvious that theres no actual plan or point to the series as a whole, and every season is just supposed to be a sandbox for the writers to mess around in. Bojack gets…

...sometimes falls flat on it’s face.

lol ocean dub is terrible.

“Dragon Ball movies stopped having a plot a long time ago”

Yellow journalism at it’s finest.