Ford Flex. It wasn’t a flop, but selling a little over 300,000 units during a run of 12 model years wasn’t enough for the blue oval. Selling a CUV alternative is tough when your customers overwhelmingly prefer a regular old CUV. The cool and funky wagon-ish vehicle lost out bigly to the generic blobs. Sad!

With apologies to Bradley Brownell and the approximately 17 other people who actually put their money where their mouths are... the Regal TourX.

Never heard of GM Finance?

This is a weird car for a bunch of reasons. I love that Mazda does things differently but they would’ve been FAR better off shoving this drivetrain in a CX5 and give us a CX5 PHEV - something that’s more practical and something the market actually wants (see the continued demand for RAV4 PRIME) - A CX5 with 50-75…

Ford is comically bad at introducing new models. It took me 16 months to get my Focus RS from order to delivery thanks to production issues. I can only imagine how long it will take them to unfuck this issue with 10x more cars in the ordering system. I want a Bronco but refuse to play the hurry up and wait game again.

Im amazed that the larger one kinda makes a real V8 sound.

This is so dumb, and I love it.

That was requiem for a dream-like.

The worst part of this is it will probably reaffirm her faith and make her even more of a looney.

There doesn’t have to be anything in the contract as the lessee doesn’t own the car so who it gets sold to isn’t really any of their business.

If you want to make money selling a thing you own, step number one is actually owning it.

Don’t worry, they’ll get you on the undercoating.  

N Sound Equalizer (NSE) is a virtual engine sound.... This allows the driver to hear a more realistic and dynamic engine sound while driving.

Surprising Subaru hasn’t announced a BRAT/Baja relaunch to get in on this bandwagon. They pretty much created the segment after all. 

“The Wright Brothers didn’t fly.”

But come on, man, Branson’s stunt only barely cleared that.

Why the hate? Someone’s gotta fork over the big bucks if our governments won’t. Let the Bazillionare Space Race commence, and godspeed, I say. We’ll get some actual technological advancements that will further mankind’s journey into the cosmos, while also having a chance to witness some one-percenter explode on…

I’ve been on Jalopnik for its complete 15 year existence and this is in the running for the dumbest post I’ve ever seen on here.

I think when the Dodge Viper bumped to 500 horsepower with no traction control, I posted something like, “I can just see Joe Combover driving down to the Meat Market Bar and Grille, knocking back a few and leaving with his new girlfriend Susie Fakeboobs. He pops the clutch trying to impress her and, the next thing you…