“They were small, unlike any seeds I’ve seen. I’m a gardener, so I feel like I’ve seen quite a few seeds.” The seeds were blondish in color and teardrop shaped.

Expect a massive backlash from the “I have the right to plant strange Chinese seeds if I so please” crowd in 3...2...1.

Okay. Sorry for getting a new truck.

His house, then use the proceeds to buy a place without an HOA?

I won’t spoil the story for you

Semi-serious question; are you a masochist and did you post this so people would scream at you. Because that - that is disgusting.

I freaking hate stupid. There is so damn much of it around these days - and worse? They’re proud to be dumbasses. Proud. I wish it were fatal.

Maybe she read on GOOP that mustard gas is the new vaginal steaming.

First Gear (because I have a short attention span this morning):

I used to listen to NPR for CarTalk, but since that ended it seems like they just operate on 20 minute loops, so even if I remember to turn the radio on, I can’t listen too long.

I never really listened to NPR on the radio much

Late 1980's 300ZX 2+2

The device mount is genius 

i think microsoft still owns that for halo. 

I’ve seen the designation “Warthog” thrown around... but who knows what they will end up calling it.

A Jeep Wrangler with a Hemi and manual transmission would be badass!

I’d say Mazda’s likely buyers are more concerned about this stark difference than the 2 seconds seperating them to 60. Not to mention the Focus' interior is made of 90 duro plastic. 

Again, people don’t quit jobs — they quit bosses. And we’re rapidly determining which companies are trying to do the right thing, and which are just... fucking terrible.

I’m not the greatest at lightening up a silhouette photo, but even this much reveals a damn good looking 2-door.

Cadillac should adopt a plan where they only make the most opulent, over the top vehicles imaginable. Like Rolls Royce craziness. Escalades with diamond interiors and V16 engines. 2 door land yachts with 4 turbos and 2000 horsepower.