Correct me if I’m wrong David, but is a car that can at least turn over (albeit w/o spark plugs) automatically one of the most functional cars on your property?

I think the sunshine on her butthole makes it easier to pull “explanations” and “facts” out from there.

We already sunbathe our assholes....or at least half sunbathe em/fake tan em:

Simply pulling that lever a few millimeters rearward engages the electric latch, popping the door open.

Yeah but if you take out the hyphen then you’re left with mache. Which is lettuce, I’m being told.

Oh my god, the custom headlights make it look like it’s wide-eyed and screaming in agony over its own existence.

Alternatively: Use our words like adults and ask them to recline their seat a bit less.

Tennessee strippers...

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

Hot take: Either do a proper lever shifter or just do push button. These little nipple shifters need to go into a big bin and get shot into the sun where they can’t bother us ever again.

Or like a Golf that got caught up in a sex scandal.

It looks upset with you because you ate the last slice of pizza. 

Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?

It’s Data trying to mimic a smile

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Aaron isn’t exactly qualified to speak on much of anything and that’s he writes for a blog... 

Not everyone who logs miles in an airplane is a billionaire jet-setter. A fair number of frequent fliers (myself included) are having their travel paid for by their employer. Increasing the cost of those flights isn’t going to reduce the amount that I travel, it’ll just increase the amount my company pays for that…