its 2017. adjust your meme’s accordingly civilian

hey, no judging....

Unrelated, but not entirely unrelated if you’ve got the cash.

good news, its down to 100k. also, who really expects to have a craigslist transaction in the 100k ballpark? 

I have sadly never owned a convertible,

Sarah Amorino is being charged as an adult.

Chiefs owner Clark Hunt, Giants owner John Mara, Patriots owner Robert Kraft, Texans owner Bob McNair and Steelers president Art Rooney II will serve on the committee.

“You mum bakes nice brownies mince pies”

thats some bush league psych out stuff

Oui, mais le whisky est délicieux. La capitulation n’est pas.

A French exit is just an Irish goodbye, while running away and waving a white flag.

An irish goodbye is realising you’re too drunk and deciding to leave because nothing’s good going to come from staying out. If you’re sober, you’re just anti social. Unless you’re fleeing a Minnasota goodbye, which is the goodbye that take at least 45 minutes.

Eating “Clean” Won’t Solve Any of Your Problems

but...tucker wasn’t even drafted? you can find top 5 talent off of waivers.

i’m impressed that an assembled grill fits in that car. a savvy/souless marketer would take advantage. its like the florida version of the tesla frunk.

even a broken clock is right twice a day all the time? shit, this guy has completely fucked up his metaphors.

Julie:

not so sure chelsea would prefer bale to Pedro and Willian, ideal form or not.