Hope they acquired the company that puts the juice in the bags at least.

this says more about the 43 (as of now) NP’s

pull the sex toy towards you to activate manual mode, hold the traction control off button to fully disengage all electronic nannies, and gun the throttle.

.....and still fucked it up.

as opposed to shells or sand? who has that just laying around. bocce on grass is the peoples drinking game.

bocce, cornhole, horseshoes (the real one not the polish one) should just be some combination of 1,2 and 3, then everything else can fuck off. catch is fine, if you’re stuck entertaining a kid.

You should sleep late man; it’s just much easier on your constitution

exactly. still dust off bond a few times a year.

his journalistic motto is “Get the story no matter how much you have to through because getting the story is what it is all about.”

if it were me, and perhaps i’m petty, i wouldn’t reach out with these questions until the night before.

did tim howard let the guy get a few shots in before grabbing him?

kids today...with those headphones, he ain’t got no distractions, can’t hear those buzzers and bells?!?!

i’m confused. standard door height is 6'8".

not even close. CNN, MSNBC and FOX each have their issues, but are far and away more newsworthy than RT. 

apologies, i’m not familiar with the industry, but how successful at slinging mattresses do you have to be to have a marketing budget that can justify a “Thursday-afternoon-baseball-game-in-April-in-Houston” replay sponsor promo.

Michael Bay edition

there is a comment on the ringer post from a ‘Tim Simmons’ (!) which outlines mike’s resume and man is it an indictment..highlight: he was the Senior Personnel Executive 1998–2007 when they drafted JaMarcus Russell 

...his friend and Eagles manager Irving Azoff, who was accompanying the owner during the fracas....