man, every time i read one of these things, i become more and more grateful of my place of employment. does everyone hate their peers so much that they can’t stomach getting properly sauced for one night?

are cities subsidizing it? its got private investors and uber in turn subsidies the drivers, but i’m missing where its being subsidized by taxpayers to any meaningful extent.

A Mercedes? Well, everyone will judge you as an alter-kocker who just wanted a Mercedes.

flair check?

like a middle-aged guy trolling for pussy at Coachella

Ripping out and installing an elevator right now. Machine, yes, definitely not a vehicle. Or, its as much a vehicle as a dumbwaiter.

The logical line in the sand would be, ‘does it serve alcohol’.

be careful. frost bite is no joke and happens quickly.

Over/Under on the NFL’s cut? 2%

There’s no more annoying type of person than the sports obsessive.

Stay tuned for an update on how the truck does with rock-crawling and high-speed desert driving.

In what will, assuming God is merciful, be the dumbest NFL story of the week

mileage? anyway...seems like buying less, for more money?

The guy is oddly concerned with cold weather even though, every year, the Colts play 8 home games in a dome, 1 road game in a dome (Houston) and 1 road game in Jacksonville.

Surprised the Gilberts, who founded Quicken Loans/Rocket Mortgage, haven’t crafted one of their trade mark predatory loans, just for this occasion.

Think of it like any theme park that people travel to. Except the roller coaster is, like you suggest, a tuned F1 car and the track is, i dunno, Spa. The cockpit has no need for a functional steering wheel or pedals. Just upload the Vettel2009.drv file, strap in and be terrified.

“museum mode” made me think of this....

i just assume he’s reading a mad libs form letter and he swaps the leaders and countries out each time.

success!