There’s the best man, then there’s the best man for the job. if you’re not the best man for the job, set aside your judgement and get his friends involved who enjoy similar things. it’s your brother’s day.

any idea of the economics it takes to get messi to do random tricks for a japanese game show? is it part of some existing endorsement?

first place!

in a remarkable plot twist; rihanna courting bartolo’s colon.

nothing to play for, but they should start the usual cast so they can be substituted to a stating ovation.

Billy covered this...its Jérôme Boateng

this is masterful trolling. honestly, i can’t think of a worse idea.

where am i stereotyping you as a violent moron? i think you’re projecting a bit.

Philly is a hard place to play for visitors. The crowd is invested, passionate, emotional.

Your kids can have the Cincinnati Zebras.

to be fair, he’s had bad to decent coaches.

“Mazda brand has become more mature, more upscale, more sophisticated and we have a new transition of the brand to relate that direction.

my favorite excerpts from the letter....

kind of missed the point, no? wouldn’t he have stuck the landing a bit better if the logo was made to look like Trump?

“Every rape is not a gender-motivated hate crime.”

CUBS ARE GOING TO RUN THE TABLE!!!

Does the 1000$ just get you a spot in line to buy one of the trim levels or are you putting a deposit down and reserving a specific car?

I feel like I can’t compete with the writer’s story

How have you watched college basketball this long and never heard this song?

where does ‘ticket counter at JFK’ rank in creepiest/weirdest places to be ‘discovered’. obviously below the entirety of LGA and Penn Station.