That’s right, it’s like “....unwrapping a beautiful present to leave only torn paper behind.”

if you’re growing up in the late 90’s, the Wolf owns the nsx.

How did all these yelp reviews missed Matthew Clemmens?

Then whatever you do; don’t google Matthew Clemmens.

3K for a 73 opel. oh and its a brownish wagon...this seems right

“You will find approximately ten zillion listings priced between $1 and $2 million, including roughly three with a functional washer and dryer.”

This is a masterpiece. There are so many brilliant lines. They’re drinking. The cameraman turning to look at the monitor so he can see what they’re screaming about.

Where’s the:

impressed he’s still got the pace to get away from the defender but he certainly tried to screw it up, after dribbling through the keeper. you could sense it right after he cuts it back, takes one too many touches and then almost passed into the defenders leg. in a chelsea jersey his knees buckle.

here’s your problem: each at least 50 words long....philly fans can’t string together 10.

It’s like playdough, except they actually baked it instead of putting it back in the jar.

What is that smell? It’s like the bake some kind of synthetic into the terrible rolls. I always found the rolls to be too bread-like, if that makes sense. Like two big floppy pieces of bread rather than a tougher roll. Any deli has better rolls.

I lived in that area roughly 10 years ago. if you’re the pioneering sort, you can ‘live/work’ in several warehouses around there or further down frankford ave.

“...no evidence that professional sports franchises and facilities have a measurable economic impact on the economy.”

Dave Kujan: First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let’s say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever’s sleeping is your man. You see, if you’re guilty, you know you’re caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down.

looks like a lineup after a brawl in a dutch coffee shop

Car Hit By Skateboarding Taco, is a bit more accurate and actually, just as strange.

in fairness, no one called him out. no refs, players, coaches...i think the guy in the stands in the purple shirt makes the only call.

For a lot of the reasons you mentioned; going to football games stopped being fun after college.

a six pack is a very extreme edge of fitness which, like you said, may not be a healthy state for most people to be in and the path towards attaining that goal is largely genetic. how your body handles fat. where fat is naturally stored on your body, etc.