“Most of the US budget is spent on social services.”

I don’t understand the appeal of a multi-thousand dollar entertainment centers in the back of these vehicles. I have a kid. I get it. But that is a ton of money tied up in something stuck in the car. iPad, Netflix download, and some nice wireless headphones are far preferable to me. Best part is that it is very…

The children, won't someone think of the children! 

Can we all just agree that if some guys have this much money to waste on something this awesome and pointless that they’re naturally good drivers and have luck on their side? I say carry on!

BITCH BITCH BITCH

LOL

Did anyone else hear about Telsa introducing a truck? I can’t find any mention of it anywhere online.

NASCAR wisely stepped away from the “stock” model once manufacturers started gaming the system to beat the rules with homologation specials, which led to complaints about rules, which led to entire teams and manufacturers boycotting entire seasons. It was a constant power struggle, from Mopar building those mega…

A trophy wife marries you for the money. I think you mean a sugar mama.

Nothing is idiot-proof. NOTHING.

Patrick nailed it. Straight up. Matrix/Vibe is usually my first recommendation. Since “the kids like Hondas”, Toyotas end up being a bit cheaper used.

One thing I will mention though is to also consider the Pontiac Vibe. Since it’s, “not a Toyota”, they are often a bit cheaper. But both the Matrix and the Vibe were…

This has an X6 vibe to it.

Needs more plastic cladding. How do I know it’s capable of driving on a smooth dirt road up to a picturesque cliff?

They don’t compare to my glorified version of a pellet gun.

Do they scurry when something bigger comes their way? Pack themselves together and drive as one? How about defecating where they’re not supposed to? Or taking what’s not theirs?

1999 Silverado Long Bed used for towing watercraft, trips to Home Depot, and taking trash to the dump.

Smart move, if you hit a fiesta at highest speeds with that thing, anyone inside vwould end up spaghetti.

old interior

Most econoboxes come with drums in the back. Yaris, Versa, Mirage,etc.