If I meet a woman that can do this dance... we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.

If those aren’t asymmetric leg and arm movements then why am I so aroused watching this?

We’ve come a long way since scientists theorized a prolonged exposure to the speeds of a steam engine locomotive would be sufficient to kill you. But if our brains collapsed at 25mph it really wouldn’t be any fun on this planet would it?

The most disgusting thing about the whole car is that they kept the grey-on-grey-on-grey Chevy interior color scheme. They could have just named this thing the Monochrome Z.

At some point I was planning on buying two neighboring locations for gay/lesbian clubs and calling them “Innies” and “Outties” but all the “maybe’s” were confused by the concept and the permits didn’t go through.

After the divorce it became his son’s college fund so you can’t hate on him too much. I’ve seen a guy do that with a Gen 2 Viper though and he was full-on douche.

It’s tough to beat the Porsche leather vent covers and floor mats.

A name synonymous with ungainly failures? It’s good but I think Platypus can’t be beaten. It’s a poisonous duck-billed beaver, and is probably unpleasant on the inside just like GM’s.

I always interpreted it as an open invitation to ram them. Of course there are plenty of drivers infantile enough to dislike being passed, even though they’re coasting 15 mph slower than traffic in the right lane. Yes, they must be in the left lane. Unlike the stupid advice to turn your engine off in traffic at 60mph,…

Wow, get ready for all of your neighbors to ask if they can “borrow it.”

That must be an awesome policy if it covers “random drunken stranger” for collision.

It’s like a model wearing Axe body spray.

The system is specifically marketed to enable us to stop paying attention to the road and traffic. If anyone is suddenly thrust into a car going 70mph and told “drive now!” there will always be a few seconds of “what the hell is happening” where they need to put the situation together to respond correctly. It’s…

Hillary always looks like a guest cast member from Star Trek TNG.

No that’s vintage 60's England but the Union Jack belt is missing.

Wait for it, it’s the bomb that’s going to go off in the capital after a few months.

To me it’s starting to look a lot like the SN95 fascias. If you move the headlamps towards the center, shrink the grill, and invert the grill shape it’s really close.

The all-mighty Brainiac wishes to know why no-one refilled the coffee machine after it was empty. And he’ll reshape the planet to make sure it never happens again.

You know full-well there are very real, serious consequences to going Full-Life. If Trump made Full-Life 2, Consequences would never be the same.

But he isn’t the first president that is clearly a crook.